{"id":40705,"date":"2012-09-18T16:07:26","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T19:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mistermag.com.br\/?p=40705"},"modified":"2012-09-18T22:49:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T01:49:06","slug":"dez-coisas-nas-quais-eu-nao-acredito-mais","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/?p=40705","title":{"rendered":"Dez coisas nas quais eu n\u00e3o acredito mais"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00e3o 4 anos de Bras\u00edlia (comemorados no \u00faltimo dia 5 de setembro). Um ano e meio de solteirice. Trinta e tr\u00eas anos e 6 meses, indo, graciosamente, rumo aos 34. Hora de fazer alguns apontamentos. Coisas nas quais deixei de crer. Pelo menos at\u00e9 que algu\u00e9m me prove o contr\u00e1rio.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mistermag.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"40706\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/?attachment_id=40706\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"550,413\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"top10\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-40706\" title=\"top10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mistermag.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10.jpg 550w, https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10-73x55.jpg 73w, https:\/\/magazine.newbrandtech.com.br\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/top10-80x60.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>10 coisas nas quais eu N\u00e3o acredito mais:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Homens feios e velhos com mulheres jovens e bonitas (n\u00e3o, n\u00e3o \u00e9 amor&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>2. M\u00fasicas sobre fracassos amorosos em festas (Lugar de dor de cotovelo \u00e9 em casa)<\/p>\n<p>3. Em mulheres na faixa dos trinta e v\u00e1rios, quarenta e poucos, na noite, que n\u00e3o tenham cara de desesperadas. (N\u00f3s nem sabemos, mas temos aquele olhar de &#8220;\u00e9 a minha \u00faltima chance!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>4. Que lugar com gente feia chame gente bonita. (Pessoas bonitas se aglutinam entre si. \u00c9 alguma lei da f\u00edsica que ainda n\u00e3o foi descoberta)<\/p>\n<p>5. Que homens h\u00e9tero podem ser gentis, educados, bonitos, bem vestidos, cheirosos e gente boa. Tudo num cara s\u00f3. (Se esses caras existem, est\u00e3o casados e felizes)<\/p>\n<p>6. Que pessoas que dan\u00e7am mal s\u00e3o boas de cama. (Mentira, ritmo \u00e9 tudo!)<\/p>\n<p>7. Que boa bebida e boa comida s\u00e3o receita de sucesso do lugar (na verdade, o sucesso est\u00e1 no banheiro limpo)<\/p>\n<p>8. Que mulheres muito louras ficam bem de vestido \/ batom vermelho (never)<\/p>\n<p>9. Que homem de chap\u00e9u ou bigode pode, em qualquer circunst\u00e2ncia, ser charmoso.<\/p>\n<p>10. Que exista algo escrito sobre n\u00f3s em algum lugar. Tudo \u00e9 acaso.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nossa colunista Anelise Molina elege mitos e verdades<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":40706,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[499],"tags":[4528,4050],"class_list":["post-40705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-amorsexo","tag-amor-e-sexo","tag-dicas-de-sexo-para-homens"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v16.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dez coisas nas quais eu n\u00e3o acredito mais  - Mistermagazine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermagazine.com.br\/dez-coisas-nas-quais-eu-nao-acredito-mais\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dez coisas nas quais eu n\u00e3o acredito mais  - 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